A truck driver was driving along a country road. A sign came up that read "low bridge ahead." Before he realised it the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars were backed up for miles. Finally a police car arrived. The cop walked up to the trucks cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck eh?" The driver said, "No i was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in front of it's eyes?
A chicken ceasar salad!
Just a couple of my favourites....anyone else?
Cheers.
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in front of it's eyes?
A chicken ceasar salad!
Just a couple of my favourites....anyone else?
Cheers.